{"id":2747,"date":"2013-07-31T10:10:13","date_gmt":"2013-07-31T14:10:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/?p=2747"},"modified":"2013-07-31T10:10:13","modified_gmt":"2013-07-31T14:10:13","slug":"stormageddon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/?p=2747","title":{"rendered":"Stormageddon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I&#8217;m out driving, I &#8220;talk&#8221; to my kid in the back seat. And when I do, I call him Stormageddon&#8230; or Stormie.<\/p>\n<p>Why?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/9gag.com\/gag\/288461\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net\/photo\/288461_700b.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"393\" \/><\/a>[<a href=\"http:\/\/9gag.com\/gag\/288461\" target=\"_blank\">image source<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>Bc I&#8217;m somewhat of a lunatic. That or a Whovian.<\/p>\n<p>But seriously, I talk to him about my driving, stupid drivers, teaching him to drive, learning to drive in Miami in rush hour in a huge station wagon, vacations we&#8217;re going to take, his homework, and so much more. Better get used to it if we&#8217;re going to be stuck together in the car for over an hour to and from work as long as I&#8217;m stuck working on the beach.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I know I may be nuts, but that&#8217;s ok. The voices in my head* say this is &#8220;normal&#8221; akin to pregnant ladies talking to their bellies.<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">* There aren&#8217;t really voices in my head. Dearest adoption case workers that ultimately find my blog, I am not hearing voices. Promise.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I&#8217;m out driving, I &#8220;talk&#8221; to my kid in the back seat. And when I do, I call him Stormageddon&#8230; or Stormie. Why? [image source] Bc I&#8217;m somewhat of a lunatic. That or a Whovian. But seriously, I talk to him about my driving, stupid drivers, teaching him to drive, learning to drive in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,29,59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2747","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-doctor-who","category-foster-adoption","category-my-child"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2747","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2747"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2747\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2747"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2747"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2747"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}