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<\/a><\/p>\nTWENTY THINGS A MOM SHOULD TELL HER SON<\/span><\/p>\n 1. Play a sport. It will teach you how to win honorably, lose gracefully, respect authority, work with others, manage your time and stay out of trouble. And maybe even throw or catch.<\/p>\n 2. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship, so don’t take something away from her that you can’t give back.<\/p>\n 3. Use careful aim when you pee. Somebody’s got to clean that up, you know.<\/p>\n 4. Save money when you’re young because you’re going to need it someday.<\/p>\n 5. Allow me to introduce you to the dishwasher, oven, washing machine, iron, vacuum, mop and broom. Now please go use them.<\/p>\n 6. Pray and be a spiritual leader.<\/p>\n 7. Don’t ever be a bully and don’t ever start a fight, but if some idiot clocks you, please defend yourself.<\/p>\n 8. Your knowledge and education is something that nobody can take away from you.<\/p>\n 9. Treat women kindly. Forever is a long time to live alone and it’s even longer to live with somebody who hates your guts.<\/p>\n 10. Take pride in your appearance.<\/p>\n 11. Be strong and tender at the same time.<\/p>\n 12. A woman can do everything that you can do. This includes her having a successful career and you changing diapers at 3 A.M. Mutual respect is the key to a good relationship.<\/p>\n 13. “Yes ma’am” and “yes sir” still go a long way.<\/p>\n 14. The reason that they’re called “private parts” is because they’re “private”. Please do not scratch them in public.<\/p>\n 15. Peer pressure is a scary thing. Be a good leader and others will follow.<\/p>\n 16. Bringing her flowers for no reason is always a good idea.<\/p>\n 17. It is better to be kind than to be right.<\/p>\n 18. A sense of humor goes a long way in the healing process.<\/p>\n 19. Please choose your spouse wisely. My daughter-in-law will be the gatekeeper for me spending time with you and my grandchildren.<\/p>\n 20. Remember to call your mother because I might be missing you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I shared this on Facebook and think the sentiment is awesome enough to share here as well.. +++++ TWENTY THINGS A MOM SHOULD TELL HER SON 1. Play a sport. It will teach you how to win honorably, lose gracefully, respect authority, work with others, manage your time and stay out of trouble. And maybe […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-child"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}