{"id":871,"date":"2010-12-11T23:09:50","date_gmt":"2010-12-12T03:09:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.benaimfletcher.com\/?p=871"},"modified":"2010-12-11T23:09:50","modified_gmt":"2010-12-12T03:09:50","slug":"first-non-cash-wedding-gift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/?p=871","title":{"rendered":"First [Non-Cash] Wedding Gift!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>beccablogsWhy yes, we did get married 2 months ago. But that doesn&#8217;t mean we got any presents then. When you essentially elope &#8211; even though the whole Facebook\/ Twitter world knew about it &#8211; you get no presents. We also weren&#8217;t expecting any. Duh.<\/p>\n<p>Our &#8220;wedding reception&#8221; is in just over a month. <em>Holy cow, that&#8217;s soon!<\/em> Our <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bedbathandbeyond.com\/regGiftRegistry.asp?WRN=-884686665\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>registry<\/strong><\/a> is finally getting some notice, and stuff being bought.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday afternoon, my mom called to ask if I had ordered anything as she saw a big box inside our fence. Upon further inspection, it was a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bedbathandbeyond.com\/regGiftRegistry.asp?WRN=-884686665\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Bed Bath &amp; Beyond<\/strong><\/a> box and, according to the Fedex label, weighed 29 pounds. Being the registry stalker that I am, I knew exactly what it was&#8230; only I was wrong.<\/p>\n<p>The problem begins with Fedex&#8217;s complete disregard for fragile packages and customer service. We live on a large piece of land with lots of animals and have a fence going around our entire property \u2013 like everyone else in Homestead. This fence is electric and without the remote, you can&#8217;t get in. long ago, Fedex and UPS decided to not even bother honking to let us know a package is here and to just chick it over the fence. But hey, at least they put the boxes in a plastic bag in case it rains.<\/p>\n<p>So, yeah, 29lb box sitting inside our fence wrapped in a bag. I suspected what it contained and was terrified that it was broken. When I got home from work, I lugged it back to our house and proceeded to open it.<\/p>\n<p>My wedding present, and mom was excited to open it too. Nice.<\/p>\n<p>Without further ado&#8230;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_872\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fletcherfam.com\/bb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040743.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-872\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-872\" title=\"P1040743\" src=\"http:\/\/fletcherfam.com\/bb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040743-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040743-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040743-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-872\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">hmmm... what could it be??<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_873\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fletcherfam.com\/bb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040745.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-873\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-873\" title=\"P1040745\" src=\"http:\/\/fletcherfam.com\/bb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040745-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040745-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040745-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-873\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The kids didn&#39;t care, they were otherwise occupied by the plastic bag and a bowl of water.<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_874\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fletcherfam.com\/bb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040747.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-874\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-874\" title=\"P1040747\" src=\"http:\/\/fletcherfam.com\/bb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040747-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040747-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040747-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-874\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ahhhhh! KitchenAid Stand Mixer! (insert hyperventilation here)<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_875\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040753.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-875\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-875\" title=\"P1040753\" src=\"http:\/\/fletcherfam.com\/bb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040753-e1292122038874-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040753-e1292122038874-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040753-e1292122038874-768x1024.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-875\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mmmmmm Pretty *pet pet pet*<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_876\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fletcherfam.com\/bb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040754.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-876\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-876\" title=\"P1040754\" src=\"http:\/\/fletcherfam.com\/bb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040754-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040754-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040754-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-876\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My family, they&#39;re awesome! &lt;3<\/p><\/div>\n<div id=\"attachment_877\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/fletcherfam.com\/bb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040760.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-877\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-877\" title=\"P1040760\" src=\"http:\/\/fletcherfam.com\/bb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040760-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040760-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/P1040760-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-877\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">And what&#39;s this? A surprise gift! Gorgeous flatware.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, the coveted KitchenAid Stand Mixer is mine! Errm, I mean ours.<\/p>\n<p>Right right, ours.. there&#8217;s a husband here! He actually does cook quite a lot, but I have a feeling that I&#8217;ll be using this baby more between baking bread, cupcakes, cookies, pastries, etc etc etc.<\/p>\n<p>When I said I was wrong about about knowing exactly what was in the box, it&#8217;s because I had no idea they&#8217;d bought us the flatware too!<\/p>\n<p>I called to thank my aunt and she said she knew how much I wanted the mixer, but the flatware was so we have \u201cno excuse to sit down to eat dinner together with [our] matching flatware.\u201d Love her!<\/p>\n<p>So there it is, our first non-cash wedding gifts. Now to get our thank you cards from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.overnightprints.com?A=main&amp;userId=1152814\" target=\"_blank\">@OvernightPrints<\/a> so we can deposit the checks and send the thank you notes!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>beccablogsWhy yes, we did get married 2 months ago. But that doesn&#8217;t mean we got any presents then. When you essentially elope &#8211; even though the whole Facebook\/ Twitter world knew about it &#8211; you get no presents. We also weren&#8217;t expecting any. Duh. Our &#8220;wedding reception&#8221; is in just over a month. Holy cow, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[130,131,91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reception","category-registry","category-wedding"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/beccablogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}